I finally figured out the secret to how ugly sweaters stick around for so long!
The owners of those unsightly garments must have a Fabric Shaver.
This is a must have tool to keep your knit wear looking new. I picked one up at Superstore for under $10. Of course, it didn’t come with batteries, so plus another 8 bucks for AA batteries. It was totally worth it. I went home and shaved ALL my sweaters!
This little device is the “anti-aging” cream for clothing. (If only actual anti-aging cream works that well) All the pill-ies and fuzzies from everyday wear and wash were instantly shaved off.

I even used this little shaver on my Vancouver 2010 red mittens!! After wearing them to 2 Ceremonies, 11 Olympic events, numerous local events/houses and the GOLDEN CANADA vs. US Men’s Hockey Game (GOLD Canada GOLD!!) my pair of $10 red mittens (now…apparently $200 on Ebay) was pill-ier and and fuzzier than Quatchi’s back fur!
Now they look good as new and ready to cheer on the Paralympic Winter Games!

That’s me, sporting my mits, cheering on the Canadian Boys! 8th row baby!












